“We can use her dead body as a shield.” – Lucas
pointing to his alignment “Noooooooooooooo!” – Sir Caldwell

“Sir Caldwell deflowered the cactus.” – Whiskey
“One of my many conquests.” – Sir Caldwell

“Caldwell … when are you due?” – Whiskey

“We need you to help us” – Greyna
“Crap, she used the 4 letter word” – Lucas

“Okay everybody, make your Horror Factor rolls.” – GM
Rolls dice. “Nope, lost my shit.” – Lucas

“I am not evil, I am coveteousely inquisitive” – Whiskey

“Since we are going to be in this room for a while, I’m sorry for trying to make you fart.” – Glaedr

BRAD PITT?!” – Sam after being told he had fallen into a pit.

“Do you need me to teach you how to pee? You have to sit down first!” – Trigger

“I am gonna kill the thing between my legs” – Hans
dice roll Aaaaaaaand I botched ….

Upon seeing the lights of Nova Roma for the first time “Aurora Comercialis!” – Whiskey

“Do you mean my other tounge?” – Amanda


Chitlins, Whiskey, and Skirt Echoesdance